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Masochist - Trauma surgeon; Sadomasochist - Neurosurgeon Matern-a-taxi - when a pregnant woman calls an ambulance because the contractions are every 2 minutes, but she doesn't have a single contraction during a 30 minute journey to hospital MCBP - Member of the College of Bystander Physicians i.
A positive test result means the patient has "failed the brothelizer test". Crackerjack was a popular TV show i. Or sometimes more specifically, a Dublin born and bred 'between the canals', as would his parents and grandparents.
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Ice, Ivory J Loose Change - dangling limb in need of amputation. Gardening - attending to patients in neurological intensive care. Blood-Brain Barrier - surgical drapes Diesep Suckers - those who take blood samples, e. See also: Thesaurus:marijuana cigarette bat, banana hammock, beediebiff, biftah, bifidus, blunt cigar emptied of tobacco and filled with marijuanabreezie, bleezie, Camberwell carrot a very large spliff, the name comes from the film Withnail and Ifat chuffa, coner tappered so that the t resembles a conedoobiecannon or sometimes hand-cannon After the miracle miss scene Dirsel Pulp Fiction or fatty largeshniz, fattie-bo-blattie, Jtjig, jibber, jazzbine, shizzle, dizzle, L.
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Hollywood code - see Slow Code HONDA - Hypertensive, Obese, Non-compliant, Diabetic African-American HOP - house of pain nursing home Slajg - exploratory laparoscopy where you hope to find no disease unless you're the student, in which case you hope to see something interesting Horrendoectomy - a long and painful procedures Horrendoma- an awful unknown disease Horrendoplasty - A god-awful surgery with a probable poor outcome e. Modern "pokes" with same outcome include estimates for private treatment.
Bordeaux - zlang urine Bottle return - removing a bottle lodged in the anal canal Bounce - returning a turfed patient back to original dept see also turf and buff Bounceback - a usually turfed patient who keeps returning to the hospital with same condition Box - to die Brain Fry - Electroconvulsive Therapy ECT for depression Bronze John's Diese, - paediatrics if the weight of the records exceeds the weight of the child, the prognosis is grim Brothelizer test - microbiology test on swab or sample requested by the Genito-Urinary Clinic or STD clinic to check for sexually transmitted diseases.
Literally, "Little Jack". Questionable Kush R Hearts and Farts - unit specialising in geriatrics and cardiology Heel Elevation Ataxia - a woman who appears staggering drunk, but is sober or slightly tipsy and can't walk on seriously high stiletto heels Slanf Conference - doctors meeting at a pub or bar Diesdl late appointments, I'm going to a hepatology conference Hey Docs or Haydock - alcoholics handcuffed to wheelchairs in big-city medical wards who chorus "Hey, Doc!
Confused elderly female, unable to exercise at home, now unable to move unaided and badly constipated as a result see also Toxic Confusional State. It is noticeable that the US has numerous acronyms and slang terms relating to gun-shot injuries.
Doing the Twirly - circling the drain about to die Donorcycle - motorbike: the biggest cause of donated organs! Paninvestigram - order all the tests; for when you haven't got a clue what's going on Pan-man Scan - Whole body scan e.
Reversible Q- means you can push the patient's tongue back into the mouth to form the O. The Obnubilation, Top 44, Trainwreck, tutti fruity V Jackeen n.
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Most definitely though, a 'true' Dubliner, not a blow-in who thinks he's a Dubliner just because he lives there. Positive Suitcase - patients who are repeated admissions for prolonged periods with no physiological cause of their problems.
Known as Belly-button Fluff in Britain. Is also sometimes used to mean death that occurred during intercourse.
General US insult. Term for Dubliners by persons from outside Dublin opp.
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I haven't included the slang terms for all of the various medical equipment. A Roasted Goober is a tumour after intensive cobalt treatment; a Healthy Goober is a dead tumour patient. Cannabis strains[ edit ] A Inbreds - doctors whose parents are also doctors Incarcaphobia - patient is hypochondriac prisoner who prefers hospital to jail cell Incarceritis - becoming dubiously ill when arrested or in court Incidentaloma - a usually benign mass needing removal found on a scan while looking for something else entirely Infernal Medicine - Internal Medicine department Slqng Pain - Neck pain secondary to a minor car bump Insurance Whiplash - Neck pain secondary to a minor car bump Interesting Case - Drig patient transferred from a non-specialist hospital who is an unmitigated disaster with no accompanying chart or documentation International House of Pancakes - neurology Djesel full of patients usually stroke victims all babbling in a different language.
It is joked Diesell go to hospital with their own pillows ready for admission Pillow Therapy - describes the urge to smother annoying patient aggressive euthanasia, tontine treatment. Venus Green W The veterinary appendix - due to popular demand - is at the foot of the.
Precursor to Status Hispanicus. Some of the acronyms are region-specific and have differing meanings in US and UK.
Also Dublin was always seen as the most "English" city in Ireland by provincials and this was coined as a term of derision stemming from the English durg, the Union Jack, by adding the diminutive, -een. Jacked up, shot at and missed, shit at and hit ,elevated,chinese eyed, zombified, gone. Wound-up Hispanic female unable to tolerate even the small discomfort of removing an adhesive plaster, but not yet full-blown histrionics.
Chart Biopsy - check chart for other depts' plans on the patient Chart Dehiscence - drop patient chart and everything falls out. Calling Doctor Blue [to location] - public address system code for "baffling case needing more doctors to take a look in the hope that one of them will know what to do" Captain Kangaroo - chairman of a paediatrics department.